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Ebi Tenpira

Hari Sabtu penulis pun berlarian ke Masai, tapi tiba di tengah jalan isteri penulis yang itu sedang berlarian pula ke Simpang Ampat. "Nak tengok anak lanang kat rumah sewanya," katanya.

Jadi, dipendek cerita. Singgah di Tesco Tampin dan kemudian makan sushi di Sushi King Cheng sahaja.

Movie lalat. The Equalizer (2014) - unfinished.

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STULANG LAUT SUNRISE THIS MORNING

Pagi-pagi subuh sepi-e penulis sudah berlarian di tepian tambak Stulang Laut. Penulis tak ke seberang tambak tapi. Tengahari pula berlarian semula ke Melaka menghantar anak lanang pulang ke hostelnya.

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MEE KOLOK MACHAP

Semalam petang penulis telah berlarian ke Simpang Ampat untuk mengambil pulang anak lanang dari hostelnya. Esok Jumaat kan cuti cuti sempena harijadi Sultan Melaka Yang Dipertua Negeri Melaka. Eh, Melaka mana ada raja kan?

Dalam perjalanan pergi, singgah di RnR Machap arah utara. Penulis pesan mee kolok padahal baru semalam penulis menjamah mee maggie di rumah. Kesian kan, hari-hari makan mee maggie. Usai makan, baru perasan ada seekor lalat tergolek dalam mangkuk hayun itu.

Yo wes. 

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DONT MESS WITH MELAKA

Petang Sabtu sudah berlarian ke Medan Ikan Bakar Terapung Umbai. Kemudian penulis berlarian ke tengah bandaraya dan singgah sekejap mengambil gambiran di Hard Rock Cafe Melaka.

Pagi Ahad, usai urusan pendaftaran anak lanang remaja itu, penulis terus berlarian pulang ke gagang.

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PENGALAMAN HANTAR MOTOR DARI MASAI KE MELAKA GUNA KTM, POS LAJU, SKYNET, NATIONWIDE, LORI, HILUX ATAU TUNGGANG SENDIRI?

1. 6.37am, 0km, 0min, starting up the motorcycle engine.

Untuk baca entri lama PENGALAMAN HANTAR ANAK LATIHAN PRAKTIKAL DI UNIKL MICET ALOR GAJAH 2017, sila mentelaah di SINI.
Untuk baca entri lama DIMANA ANDA MENCARI POSKAD DI ALOR SETAR, sila jejak di SINI.
Untuk baca entri lama Pendaftaran Anak di Kolej Mara Kuala Nerang 2016, sila seludup di SINI.

Sejak kelmarin penulis telah mencari informasi bagaimana hendak menghantar motorsikal anak lanang dari rumah ke Melaka.

1. Guna khidmat KTM (baca, Keretapi Tanah Melayu) dan Pos laju. Tetapi tiada stesen keretapi di Melaka - sian kann. Kalau poslaju terpaksa pula tinggalkan sikit minyak.

2. Guna perkhidmatan penghantaran kurier, seperti Skynet atau Nationwide.  Sudah telefon pejabat Nationwide cabang JB tapi tiada yang angkat. Malas nak telefon Skynet.

3. Ada lori dan hilux. Bila telefon, kata kos penghantaran antara rm250 - rm275, iaitu rm1 untuk satu km.

4. Sudah cuba masukkan motor ke dalam cikPuan Jnulekasnova melalui bontot belakang, tapi tak muat sebab cermin sisi motor dipemegang sebelah kanan tidak dapat ditanggalkan kerana ketat dan berkarat.

Updated. 12/2/2024. Baru tahu kena tanggalkan tayar depan. Link FB. 

5. Tunggang dan pandu sendiri, minyak tak sampai rm20. Cuma risiko dari segi keselamatan dan hujan yang boleh menyebabkan basah tembakau.

Nota rumusan lalat. Tunggang dan pandu sendiri motor dari Masai ke Alor Gajah sejauh 250km, selama 4 jam setengah, melalui Lebuhraya Pasir Gudang, dan Lebuhraya plus sehingga plaza tol Simpang Ampat. Kos minyak ron95 ialah RM3 (Masai) + RM5 (Machap) + RM4 (Pagoh) + RM2 (Ayer Keroh) = RM14 sahaja iaitu dibawah paras bajet penulis sebanyak rm20. Alhamdulillah, yang penting selamat.

Nota amaran lalat. Entri ini ada 40 (baca, empat puluh) gambiran. Sila bertabahlah ya. OTL

Nota lalat Machap. Tiada seekor lalat pun yang tercedera dan terbunuh semasa pembikinan entri penulis yang ini ya.

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2. 6.38am, 0km, 0min, starting up the motorcycle engine.

3. 6.38am, 0km, 0min, starting up the motorcycle engine.

4. 6.42am, 1km, 5min, filling up ron95 at Petron Masai for rm3.07.

5. 6.42am, 1km, 5min, filling up ron95 at Petron Masai.

6. 6.43am, 1km, 5min, the storm and heavy wind is coming from Singapore direction at Petron Masai.

7. 7.19am, 41km, 41min, Gunung Pulai view.

8. 7.19am, 41km, 41min, Gunung Pulai view.

9. 7.19am, 41km, 41min, Gunung Pulai view.

10. 8.01am, 94km, 1hr 23min, near Machap RnR heading north.

10. 8.01am, 94km, 1hr 23min, near Machap RnR heading north.

11. 8.05am, 95km, 1hr 27min, Machap RnR heading north. Pee and breakfast.

12-14. 8.20am, 95km, 1hr 27min, Machap RnR heading north. Pee and breakfast. Disclaimer: No flies were harmed in the writing of this post. OTL

15. 8.38am, 96km, 2hr, Machap RnR heading north. Petronas gas station to fill up ron95 for rm5.

16. 8.38am, 96km, 2hr, Machap RnR heading north. Petronas gas station to fill up ron95 for rm5.

17. 8.38am, 96km, 2hr, Machap RnR heading north. Petronas gas station to fill up ron95 for rm5.

18. 8.38am, 96km, 2hr, Machap RnR heading north. Petronas gas station to fill up ron95 for rm5.

19. 9.23am, 140km+, 2hr 45min, before heading to Pagoh.

20. 9.23am, 140km+ (unrecorded), 2hr 45min, before heading to Pagoh.

21. 9.40am, 168km, 3hr 2min, reaching Pagoh RnR heading north.

22. 9.46am, 170km, 3hr 8min, reaching Pagoh RnR heading north. Filling up ron95 for rm4.

23. 9.46am, 170km, 3hr 8min, reaching Pagoh RnR heading north. Filling up ron95 for rm4.

24. 10.11am, 190km+ (unrecorded), 3hr 33min, reaching Melaka Border. Stopping to take photos only.

25. 10.11am, 190km+ (unrecorded), 3hr 33min, reaching Melaka Border. Stopping to take photos only, but the boy (a stranger) is riding back to me asking whether I am fine. Thank you.

26. 10.11am, 190km+ (unrecorded), 3hr 33min, reaching Melaka Border. Stopping to take photos only.

27. 10.43am, 231km, 4hr 5min, reaching Ayer Keroh RnR. Pee and drinks.

28. 10.53am, 231km, 4hr 15min, at Ayer Keroh RnR. Pee and drinks.

29. 10.57am, 231km, 4hr 19min, at Ayer Keroh RnR. Pee and drinks, 15min break.

30. 11.00am, 232km, 4hr 22min, at Ayer Keroh RnR. Filling up ron95 at Petronas gas station for rm2 only.

31. 11.00am, 232km, 4hr 22min, at Ayer Keroh RnR. Filling up ron95 at Petronas gas station for rm2 only. Phew, lucky me.

32. 11.00am, 232km, 4hr 22min, at Ayer Keroh RnR. Filling up ron95 at Petronas gas station for rm2 only.

33. 11.11am, 239km (unrecorded), 4hr 33min, reaching Simpang Ampat exit. Finally after 4 and half hours on the road.

34. 11.11am, 239km (unrecorded), 4hr 33min, reaching Simpang Ampat exit. Finally after 4 and half hours on the road.

35. 11.11am, 239km (unrecorded), 4hr 33min, reaching Simpang Ampat exit. Finally after 4 and half hours on the road.

36. 11.15am, 241km (unrecorded), 4hr 37min, reaching Simpang Ampat toll plaza. Finally after 4 and half hours on the road.

37. 11.18am, 244km, 4hr 40min, arrive at at the budget hotel, Pearl Hotel, Bandar Baru Simpang Ampang, Melaka. Finally after 4 and half hours on the road.

38. 11.18am, 244km, 4hr 40min, arrive at at the budget hotel, Pearl Hotel, Bandar Baru Simpang Ampang, Melaka. Finally and safely arrived in one piece after 4 and half hours on the road.

39. 12.04pm, 244km, 4hr 40min, arrive at Bandar Baru Simpang Ampang, Melaka. Taking a goreng pisang break while waiting for the other convoy.

40. 12.22pm, 244km, 4hr 40min, arrive at Bandar Baru Simpang Ampang, Melaka. Taking a break at Simpang Ampat toll plaza while waiting for the other convoy.

Google maps, from Masai to Simpang Ampat 2017.