BSN SSP PRODUK PATUH SYARIAH

Malam tadi, mata penulis tertancap pada kaca televisyen di rumah. Segmen berita BSN SSP (Bank Simpanan Nasional, Sijil Simpanan Premium) produk patuh syariah dan berkenaan cabutan bertuahnya melalui undian yang harus dan dibolehkan dalam agama, yang dinyatakan oleh Naib Presiden / Ketua Perbankan Islam BSN, Mohd Supian Mat Nan. Katanya,

THIS LATEST BORING TOY HAD A POTENTIAL TO END IN TEARS

You are not supposed to fly this boring toy.

Minggu lepas anak wedok remaja sudah membelikan adindanya sebiji mainan "fidget" yang penulis sangkakan boleh terbang. Mainan yang mahal juga harganya, RM20 sejibik. Penulis harap pembaca boleh menunggu beberapa saat untuk melihat animasi gambar diatas.

HOW TO TEACH YOUR KIDS TO BOWL

Daiman Bowl | Taman Johor Jaya | Johor Malaysia 2017

Sekarang ini, hampir setiap minggu penulis akan dikerah ke padang bowling oleh anak lanang bocah cilik. Olehkerana tiada kaum kerabat yang lain yang berminat, maka penulis layankan sahaja. Kita lihat sahaja samada keputusan permainan bowling anak lanang akan meningkat untuk 10 tahun akan datang.



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Daiman Bowl | Taman Johor Jaya | Johor Malaysia 2017

FEELING HUNGRY AFTER BOWLING

Jumaat sore, penulis telah membawa 2 anak lanang bermain bowling di kompleks pusat bandar itu.

Usai main bowling, 2 permainan (baca, games) untuk setiap orang, penulis pun singgah di restoran KFC tingkat atas. Anak lanang bocah cilik pesan set 2 ketul ayam asli (baca, original), anak lanang remaja dan penulis pesan set turbo ayam dan set sup ayam pedas (baca, spicy) masing-masing. Penulis ingatkan ayam asli tidaklah lama menunggu sebab ayam pedas banyak semedang atas rak talam itu, tapi budak perempuan india yang jual itu beritahu kena tunggu 20 minit. Penulis pun setuju tunggu kerana anak lanang bocah cilik sudah guling-guling hanya mahukan ayam asli, tidak suka ayam pedas. Wehh, saperlah tak sayang anak, tapi ada kan, mkcik kannns? "Wak," kata budak perempuan india itu dengan lemah lembut, "tak ramai customer nak ayam ori, kalo wak nak jugak kena tunggu sebab kami kena masak sekarang..." Penulis tak kisah.

SULTAN MELAKA FANS: MELAKA UNITED MAIN MACAM BIAWAK

Visitors fans. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Itu lagu dari penyokong tim Melaka United sendiri yang kecewa ketika ketinggalan 0 - 4 kepada tim JDT tadi malam di Stadium Larkin JB.

Penulis teringat dahulu, rakan penulis, abang Long (bukan nama sebenar), ketika baru dapat kahwin isteri muda orang Melaka yang jelita dan rupawan. Pagi2 malam pertama, mak mertua tegur sebab lambat bangun pagi, "hawau, ingatkan orgtua nih dah MAMPUS agaknya." Haha, sibbaik abang Long tak kena sakit jantung.

Orang Melaka memey sopan santun kan.


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The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

A little fan. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Me and aDm. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Goal no. 1 by  Gabi Guerra (22), 6th min. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Goal no. 2 by Safiq Rahim (8), 17th min. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Goal no. 3 by Amirulhadi Zainal (5), 22nd min. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Goal no. 4 by Gonzalo Cabrera (11), 33th min. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Goal no. 5 by Azammuddin Akil (2), 46th min. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Goal no. 6 by Safiq Rahim (8), 58th min. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Goal no. 7 by Safiq Rahim (8), 87th min, penalty. The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

The Tan Sri Dato' Haji Hassan Yunos Stadium, also simply known as Larkin Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Larkin, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

Updated. Video penyokong keji Ini Semua Memang Sial (Hanjing) di SINI.

SHOULD YOU LET YOUR LITTLE BOY WIN AT SCRABBLE

Just let him win.

Untuk baca birthday gift idea for 10 year old boy, sila kutip di SINI.

Sahibba adalah permainan dalam pintu (baca, indoor game) seperti Scrabble®.

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BIRTHDAY GIFT IDEAS FOR 10 YEAR OLD BOY

Monologue.
Today is Albert Einstein's birthday.
Albert Einstein did not invent the NU CLEAR bomb.
North Korea got NU CLEAR bombs.
Malaysia only got LINE CLEAR restaurants closed yesterday. OTL

Hari ini harijadi anak lanang bocah cilik penulis yang itu yang ke sepoh tahun mah.

Pada mulanya penulis ingin mencari permainan Scrabble® sebagai hadiah. Tetapi setelah pergi ke beberapa gedung membeli belah tiadalah penulis temui, maka penulis belikan juga permainan seumpama yang dipanggil Sahibba.

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DOES PLAYING CHESS MAKE CHILDREN SMARTER

Sejak penulis tidak lagi bertugas memotong rumput ke luar daerah, penulis terpaksa melayan kerenah anak lanang bocah cilik hari-hari. Kini beliau sudah berminat untuk bermain bowling dan catur. Penulis hanya tolong temankan sahaja sebab tiadalah kaum kerabat lain yang berminat melayannya. Biasanya penulis akan ajar dan berikan kemenangan mudah sahaja kepada anak lanang. Harap-harap minatnya berpanjangan dan membesar sebagai johan. Amin ya robbal alamin.

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SIKIT SIKIT LAMA LAMA HABIS

Dua minggu lepas penulis pernah beli rempeyek wak tunot yang dahsyat itu ke pejabat tempat penulis memotong rumput ini. Rempeyek telah penulis beli di Mydin Taman Rinting. 3 balang sahaja, satu balang penulis tinggalkan di rumah, satu balang penulis bawa ke dalam kabin dipejabat, dan satu balang lagi penulis tinggalkan di pantri pejabat utama. Belum sampai petang, kedua-dua balang pun sudah tinggal habuk. Alhamdulillah.

Semalam pun penulis beli lagi 3 balang rempeyek yang sama.

Cerita lain lalat. Malam tadi sempat lagi penulis berlarian dengan anak lanang bocah cilik dan kakaknya bermain bowling di kompleks pusat bandar. Main dua pusingan sahaja pun penulis sudah sakit pinggang.

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Dan satu bonus klip video.

PREMATCH CRICKET TOURNAMENT

Kolej Tuanku Ja'afar, Mantin.

SABTU. 12 September 2015.
KELMARIN penulis telah bertanya kepada rakan pemotong rumput (baca: expatriate) dari India tentang aktiviti beliau pada hari hujung minggu yang lepas. Beliau memberitahu kali ini bahawa beliau akan bermain kriket di Mantin, Negeri Sembilan. Jadi, penulis pun teruja dan beliau menjemput penulis sekali untuk mengambil beberapa keping gambiran pasukan yang bermain pada hari tersebut.

[Translation. I was told by my officemate (an Indian expatriate) that there would be a cricket pre-match tournament at Kolej Tuanku Ja'afar in Mantin, Negeri Sembilan. Hence, I was rushed to the cricket field just to take a few photos of them playing.]

Cricket is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of 11 players each on a field at the centre of which is a rectangular 22-yard-long pitch. Each team takes its turn to bat, attempting to score runs, while the other team fields. Each turn is known as an innings (used for both singular and plural).

The bowler delivers the ball to the batsman who attempts to hit the ball with his bat away from the fielders so he can run to the other end of the pitch and score a run. Each batsman continues batting until he is out. The batting team continues batting until ten batsmen are out, or a specified number of overs of six balls have been bowled, at which point the teams switch roles and the fielding team comes in to bat.

Menurut rakan penulis, setiap pertandingan akan mengambil masa 4 jam dan penulis pun tidaklah larat menunggu lama.

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Tabrez, me and Tanweer.

Kolej Tuanku Ja'afar, Mantin, Negeri Sembilan.